S just needed rescuing from a strange noise behind her bedroom curtain. I don't blame her for not looking herself, but it was hardly Salem's Lot* loud scratching. It was just a tiny slug, halfway up a tomato plant pot. They do have a loud rasping noise just moving, not eating - but here I agree with Sir Anthony over S, it is more annoying than scary! I already apologised to Sir Anthony for doubting that slugs are noisy pests, after I heard one attack an apple when I was out stargazing a meteor shower, but I thought he'd appreciate this confirmation that they are also noisy whilst not eating, but being hidden by a curtain. And I wanted my heroics on the record, obvs. * I watched that film way too young, so I guess half of you won't understand that reference. Still hate vampires now, and if that's racist so be it. Zombies I can deal with, but these vampires? No.